Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.

"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!

by NK-1 April 20, 2007

gay coconut

a friend that is a coconut and sucks at everything

my friend Justin is a gay coconut

by Justin's friend March 14, 2019

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of semen from a swollen scrotal sack.

I was on this cruise, and there were so many balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

by broohanna May 23, 2008

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

lime in the coconut

Slang term for smoking marijuana

Let's go put a lime in the coconut and chill

by nikijo February 18, 2014