coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of semen from a swollen scrotal sack.

I was on this cruise, and there were so many balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

by broohanna May 23, 2008

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

lime in the coconut

Slang term for smoking marijuana

Let's go put a lime in the coconut and chill

by nikijo February 18, 2014

Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007

Coconut water

A term a lesbian uses, it is said that American coconut water tastes like a vagina. So if a girl says she likes coconut water that means she wanna have some women in her bed.

Jackson: Ey Dream what do you wanna drink?

Dream:*looks at another woman* I'll have some coconut water

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021