CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003

clusterfuck

A hard drive with a lot of bad sectors.

That hard drive was a real clusterfuck!

by Maverick1010101 August 27, 2009

clusterfuck

The entire democratic party.

Well, it's nice to see the DNC (Democratic National Committee) has a new group of clusterfucks to make fun of.

by suasponte75 August 27, 2006

clutterfuck

what a house with two kids and animals becomes after a week of no time to clean.

It is a real clutterfuck in here! (not to be said in front of children)

by nicoleode October 3, 2006

clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.

"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"

by a$$wipe July 20, 2006

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

clusterfuck

many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time

What a clusterfuck

by MUVVA February 13, 2004