Classical hug is a gay sex position where they hug from the back and analy penetrate at the same time, then squeeze the balls so I make violin like noises
by Grass boy February 13, 2021
Get the Classical hug mug.A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."
Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."
Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
by and1446 April 20, 2021
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by fgrtrth June 2, 2021
Get the Classical Music mug."Classical music" is a broad term used for music that was composed hundreds of years ago but "Classical music" fans will tell you that it is divided into 4 major eras: Renaissance, Baroque, Classical and Romantic.
Which had many famous composers like: Beethoven, Mozart, Liszt, Bach and many more.
And that is "Classical music" in a nutshell but if you want to start exploring "Classical music" then I'll try to guide you a bit
1: "Classical music" is often stereotyped as a music who is composed by old people listened by old people who complain about younger generations, but again just a stereotype and don't let anyone judge you for your likings. Music related or not.
2: start by listening to popular compositions that you probably heard a few seconds of it like fur elise by beethoven. Just listen to the whole piece And there are alot of other popular compositions that you might see in movies, bands or anime and pop culture which ill state some examples to help you start your journey.
La casa de papel (season 5): when "Berlin" was talking to his son you hear the piece Fantaisie Impromptu by Chopin.
Sabaton: one music played by the band called "The Red Baron" which has the first minute of Little fugue in G minor by Bach.
Your lie in April : one worthy mention is Ballade No.1 in G minor by Chopin which appeared in both of this anime series but you might see some spoilers for the anime so search it in caution :)
and that is it but remember: life isn't all Beethoven.
Which had many famous composers like: Beethoven, Mozart, Liszt, Bach and many more.
And that is "Classical music" in a nutshell but if you want to start exploring "Classical music" then I'll try to guide you a bit
1: "Classical music" is often stereotyped as a music who is composed by old people listened by old people who complain about younger generations, but again just a stereotype and don't let anyone judge you for your likings. Music related or not.
2: start by listening to popular compositions that you probably heard a few seconds of it like fur elise by beethoven. Just listen to the whole piece And there are alot of other popular compositions that you might see in movies, bands or anime and pop culture which ill state some examples to help you start your journey.
La casa de papel (season 5): when "Berlin" was talking to his son you hear the piece Fantaisie Impromptu by Chopin.
Sabaton: one music played by the band called "The Red Baron" which has the first minute of Little fugue in G minor by Bach.
Your lie in April : one worthy mention is Ballade No.1 in G minor by Chopin which appeared in both of this anime series but you might see some spoilers for the anime so search it in caution :)
and that is it but remember: life isn't all Beethoven.
Good example:
Friend: hey, this song seems familiar what is its?
Classical music enjoyer: it is ballade No.1 in g minor by chopin.
Friend: it seems cool, I heard it in the movie "the pianist" God the movie was heartbreaking. Can I listen to it with you?
Classical music enjoyer: sure thing!
Bad example:
Classical music worshipper: ugh what the hell are you listening to?
An intellectual: it is rap
Classical music worshipper: Rap? Don't make me laugh why you waste your time listening to these degenerates that keep talking about drugs and sex there are no other music that compares to classical music because it is the most superior of them all!
An intellectual: you are contributing to nothing to classical music. You are just fueling the stereotype and you should grow up. not because you play the first 2 notes of fur elise means that you are a much superior human being and that your shit doesn't smell. A fucking tomato has more genes than both of us then why act so high and mighty? if you want people to love classical music then don't trash on other genres because you are doing nothing but repel people from you and the community as a whole
So next time act more nicer to people around you and you might see better results.
Friend: hey, this song seems familiar what is its?
Classical music enjoyer: it is ballade No.1 in g minor by chopin.
Friend: it seems cool, I heard it in the movie "the pianist" God the movie was heartbreaking. Can I listen to it with you?
Classical music enjoyer: sure thing!
Bad example:
Classical music worshipper: ugh what the hell are you listening to?
An intellectual: it is rap
Classical music worshipper: Rap? Don't make me laugh why you waste your time listening to these degenerates that keep talking about drugs and sex there are no other music that compares to classical music because it is the most superior of them all!
An intellectual: you are contributing to nothing to classical music. You are just fueling the stereotype and you should grow up. not because you play the first 2 notes of fur elise means that you are a much superior human being and that your shit doesn't smell. A fucking tomato has more genes than both of us then why act so high and mighty? if you want people to love classical music then don't trash on other genres because you are doing nothing but repel people from you and the community as a whole
So next time act more nicer to people around you and you might see better results.
by Smol J September 23, 2021
Get the Classical music mug.Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here
by RealKGB November 18, 2021
Get the Classical Consortium Academy mug.Black people are fucking up classical shit in a way it hasn't been done in a long time if it's been done before.
Black people might be fucking up country music, classical Greek history, and Nascar racing as much as white people fucked up the blues, rap, jazz, and African history, but at least they are getting even, and that's the point isn't it?
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Classical mug.Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022
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