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circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat
My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier
by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
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Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022
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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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Circumcision

Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought.

It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip

Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?

Person 1: hell no

Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?

Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
by Tayl0r30 March 31, 2024
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circumcised

"Casper is circumcised"
by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
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