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Captain Kremmen

Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.
WOW!!! Captain Kremmen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006
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Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
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Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009
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Captain Miranda

A Captain Miranda is a woman who is a leader and an all-around happy chick.
"When I bake my Mother cupcakes, she is one Captain Miranda."
by Shanelle Rochelle October 22, 2009
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Captain & Coke

A mix of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and Coca-Cola.
by jimbobjacobs February 4, 2010
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Captain Caboose

When you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the Kübler-Ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the final stage - acceptance.
Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
by computergroove July 17, 2017
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Captain Jimmy Gardner

The man, the myth, the legend, Captain Jimmy Gardner. He is a decorated war veteran from a family of war heroes, who only left the service due to losing his leg. He now pursues his dream of being a teacher at the Williamsport Area High School, substituting for teachers.
Sophomore 1: "Hey, there's Captain Jimmy Gardner. I heard he's subbing for TK today."
Sophomore 2: " Yeah, I heard his story in Rinker's last week when he subbed for him, but it was first told when he subbed for Mahon."
Sophomore 1: "Man, Raymond really is a crazy man."

Sophomore 2: "Yep."
by Captain Jimmy Gardner February 26, 2020
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