Charva

A song on the Mystery Disc by Frank Zappa.

Selected lyrics:

"I loved you since in grammar school
When we were sniffing glue..."

"Charva, my darling,
The only love I had,
I hope you will forgive me dear,
For punching out your dad..."

"Charva, oh, Charva,
I love you more and more,
I swear it ain't because your father
owns a liquor store..."

by pandammonium November 12, 2008

west york charva

A west york charva is the most elite cast in the whole of west york, segnoos is the worst. Being a west york gives you the power to bully the members of segnoos and gets your free drugs for life

Person A: what cast are your bro?
Person B: imma west york charva bro
Person A: WOW! Your so cool, your the best cast in west york!

by WestYorkCharvas101 May 29, 2021

chavvie

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

by mike November 28, 2003

charva

I generally see charvas strutting round in newcastle wearing: tog 24 jackets, gold loop earrings about the size of a hula hoop, rock ports, and dreadful "gold" chain necklaces of clowns and the like.

"Wot ya think ya's deein?! gannin roond eeaa, a'll ****in' marr ya!" and "ha ya goth the time?!" and throwing in either "ee", "how", "like" or "man" at the end of each sentence.

by me... March 6, 2004

chavvy

A chavvy is a top male specimen.

Has to be near shopping malls in the day to be seen as dominant male.

The common chav needs to impress girl chavs with his show of gel wealth and really original style of clothing.

In the evening a chav will move from shopping mall to outside an off- license and eventually to a Kebab Shop where the chav will display his chavness by removing his hands from the kebab at the exact moment he has had enough vitamins to start swearing again.

Chavs can therefore be found by their droppings which are donner meat, spit, coke and Mayfair stubs.

"Darling, it's quiet, too quiet".

"It's ok, the chavvies are looking atthe kebab pictures again"

by Andy March 10, 2004

chauvanistic

see above

i used to be a chauvanistic bastard, but bitches hate that shit.

by inferus November 17, 2003

chava

chavachar-va is a labelled name given to an underpriveledged person who was neva taught how to dress so tucks there trackies into there socks,a chav is a person who wastes their lives hanging around on street corners, purchasing cheap booze, harrassing and abusing innocent citizens and likes to refer to themselves as hard guys.

chava:"wanna fight like rocky?"

by prettyprincesslouise September 13, 2005