Carson

A JERK!!! He will use you just to take your heart and smash it!

Everyone hates him must be a Carson

by Kardashianz February 26, 2019

Carson

horrible guy great at video games ugly not many friends is tall

eww theres carson

by big7834 October 29, 2019

Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

Carson

A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

Carson

A dumb ass nigga faggot who is just naturally a bitch

Carson is such a faggot

by Yeetboy 9000 January 28, 2019

Carson

Tiny tick tack short as fuck kisses ass and punches and gets in fights. Hits ass to

Carson : give me your ass

by Big assed May 8, 2017

Carson

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

Ben's dick game was so weak, I carsoned on his ass.

by snasa July 4, 2016