Dense Cabbage

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

by PigIA July 18, 2019

carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.

Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

cabbage head

Another use or name for a mentally challenged individual.

The cabbage head was on its own and quickly became lost.

by M$Money November 3, 2006

carmageddon

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was carmageddon!

by Douche_Crew November 18, 2010

cabbage

Jersey slang for 'garbage'

Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??

by outlaw pr October 16, 2010

gypsy cabbage

a sexual maneuver involving a male applying his fist into the anal cavity of a female then quickly inserting his testicles into the gaping anal cavity followed by Nicolas Cage-styled hand gesture.

Hey, gents, whilst giving my lady friend a proper shagging last night, I slipped her the gypsy cabbage. I must inform you that she is not walking at all properly this morning.

by bava666 August 3, 2009

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup November 4, 2007