Captain Assfuck

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010

Captain Caps Lock

Refers to any one who types in all capital letters

HELLO MY NAME Is CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK

by Zaphod Bebblebrox May 17, 2004

Captain Kremmen

Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.

WOW!!! Captain Kremmen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006

Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.

When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.

by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009

Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..

Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009

Captain Miranda

A Captain Miranda is a woman who is a leader and an all-around happy chick.

"When I bake my Mother cupcakes, she is one Captain Miranda."

by Shanelle Rochelle October 22, 2009

Captain & Coke

A mix of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and Coca-Cola.

I'll take a Captain & Coke!

by jimbobjacobs February 4, 2010