Candycane

the moment when you're more straight than homosexual, but you still have a bit of gay inside of you.

"what's your sexuality?"
"I'm a candycane"

by styles whore June 24, 2013

deaf candice

when a girl gets candiced and then you shoot your load into her ear.

she's down for anything, I did a deaf candice to her.

by mannydaddy November 26, 2007

Candace

A bitch who can’t walk without falling.

Oh that bitch on the floor she’s a Candace.

by yourNeighbortree August 12, 2018

Russian Candycane

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.

Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.

by Inpainsomuchpain May 23, 2010

Candace

noun;

1. An older lady, usually in her 50's or 60's with grandchildren.
2. Someone who usually strips or turns tricks, derrived from the word candy.

3. Usually a person with lack of morale.

1. "Wow, Candace has really let herself go.
2. "Hey bro, lets go see that Candace again, she made my volcano erupt like Mt. Kilimanjaro."

by UnHolyBlackJesus February 26, 2019

Candice

Candice is very sexy and likes her some BBC especially Dominics she's smart fun and has a good heart and is really funny she's pretty awsome

Candice is pretty awesome

by Spleargedass June 1, 2019

Candace

A girl who is young, energetic, has many unique personality such as teeling her mom when her two little brothers who is kind of young backyard scientists doing some kind of wacky things like a rollercoaster, or a beach, perhaps, and she didn't very good at them because her proofs somehow disappeared without a trace by some certain long nosed scientist who tries to take over a state area with 3 states in it and not getting her mom in time. Oh and she's allergic to milk and hate platypus, a blue one. She's still like her childhood brand, i think it was a yellow duck but it really stands with it's two legs. And she did have a squirrel in her pants and got a whole rapper teams dancing with her. Also she's in love with a teenager that is blonde and wears a green shirt(?) And tries to be with him and it seems succeded, because she does seems to be really fit with him and always royal to him.

Ya know what happens when Candace got her mom to the backyard, right?

by Oraoraoraid May 10, 2020