by Reall dude February 19, 2019
Get the Calvin Kingmug. by Dream_Team September 4, 2020
Get the Being a Calvinmug. by neno1butlyss August 3, 2022
Get the Neno calvinmug. Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star
by Reall dude February 19, 2019
Get the Calvin Kingmug. A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
by OmAR16456532 January 23, 2009
Get the Calvin Collegemug. Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining
by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012
Get the Calvin Kleiningmug. What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.
Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"
Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."
Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"
Friend: "..Maybe."
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Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."
Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"
Friend: "..Maybe."
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by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016
Get the Calvin Kleinmug.