golden calculator

allowing one to touch inapropriate body parts; being touched

BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky

by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011

Cal cal

Worlds thickest girl. Her hobby’s consist of sucking orange dick n doing it well.

that girl is cal cal she is good with the gingers balls.

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

calculus

Form of math derived by Isaac Newton consisting mainly of derivatives and integrals. Allows one to get the slope of the tangent line of a curve or the area under the curve, respectively. Extremely useful in almost all areas of science. Newton wrote it in two weeks, and often takes us about a year to learn.

From calculus, we know that the derivative of position is velocity, and the velocity is acceleration. A third derivative, the jerk (what you feel when a car suddenly stops), can be found, but is not seen as often. These relationships are crucial to the physical sciences.

by MikeNolan October 20, 2003

calcanis

A last name of the ultimate greek family. Descendant of the actual spartans from Sparta, Greece. Also greek for ankle bone.

look its calcanis... hes a spartan.

by Josh Calcanis March 7, 2008

calculator

A digital balance or scale. See Skizzie.

I got to elbows here, so bring the calculator.

by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

Calculus

1. Math invented by Sir Isaac Newton in the 17th century. Involves calculating "limits", numbers that are normally unable to be calculated except through differentiation.

2. The mathematics of Limits and Derivatives.

3. A freakin' impossible math class. Calculus AB is too hard, BC is impossible.

"I hate Newton, he should shove Calculus up his ass, the wanker"

by Jordon December 10, 2003

calculator sex

when you have unrully sex with a math geek and or math device

man that calulator was good for the calculator sex!
BOOO-YAH!

by 123 do me? April 4, 2009