feet to the ceiling

when your horny

him: What you doing
her: nothing but these motherfuckin feet to the ceiling
him: your parents not home
her: NOPE
him: whatchu trynna do
her: letts just say this kitten purring and it need somebody to pet it
him: say no more, IM ON MY WAY

by juicypussyjay September 14, 2017

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

The Calling

An American rock band consisting of two talented & not to mention hot people - Alex Band & Aaron Kamin.

They're most famous for their song "Wherever You Will Go" which was a big hit in '01.

Fantastic band who incorporate meaningful lyrics into their songs.

The Calling's music is just incredible!

by K o k o [Dyn] January 11, 2006

London Calling

The greatest album of the 80's, by The Clash. Contains songs like London Calling, Clampdwn, Hatefull, Rudie Can't Fail, and other fucking amazing songs. Buy It NOW!!!

Person 1: Hey, I just got London Calling on CD.
Person 2: (beats person 1 up and steals London Calling)

by Joe March 5, 2005

cracks in the ceiling panels

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

The Deep is calling

Slang for Deep Anal penetration between men, commonly used by males part of the Roblox comunity who play Deepwoken, a game about gay analrape.

“Hey man, The Deep is calling. ;)”

“Alright man, but not too deep.”

by Silent1737 February 25, 2023

caining session

A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.

We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long

by T_B May 9, 2006