Half past caffeine

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.

Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!

by archangel62 May 28, 2009

caffeine

Caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant, and many stoners use it to deter the fact that they are most of the time wasting their lives smoking pot for hours, instead of doing something productive.

”Ｈey man like um don't you know everyone who hates stoners consumes poisons such as alcohol and (caffeine). Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless, there isn't any proof against that, and it's not like a lot of stoners are just thugs who think they are tough. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, are usually totally worse than the guy standing on the corner with his squad, slinging pot to strangers, and breaking into peoples houses to steal their stuff if their is weed plants inside.

by Someone with a brain, stupid August 5, 2016

Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.

Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010

Caffenaddict

A person who is so extremely addicted to the caffeine found in coffee, that they experience physical withdrawal if they do not receive it at regular increments throughout the day.

"You know your a Caffenaddict when you get a headache by 9am if you don't get your "fix."'

by NJ3 October 1, 2010

K-Cuffed

To be excessively wasted/fucked, be it on alcohol or various other cocktails of drugs.

Tom: Hey man did you see Andy last night at that party?
Ben: Yeah dude that motherfucker was K-cuffed!

by Ben Clarke December 30, 2007

caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.

Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "

by 13 Times July 16, 2008

Chaffed

Can use it for anything negative.

Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.

by L0GAN4 October 3, 2006