The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
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There are two meanings for 'criterion'.
1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.
1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.
Girl: Oh my GOSH! You just ate a criterion!
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.
by SockEater September 6, 2006
Get the criterion mug.When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
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Get the Cliteral mug.(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.
Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)
Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)
Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)
Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)
Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
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