shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.
Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!
by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 30, 2019
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crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.
Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!
by couch69 March 24, 2014
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Stained Cucumber

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing
Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up
by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018
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slutty cucumber

A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.
Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?
by guydoodguy February 22, 2014
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Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
by da bae February 21, 2015
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cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.
She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.
by Chris M. Thompson August 09, 2005
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Dutch Cucumber

A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.
I am now a man because I got the Dutch Cucumber from Jake's mom last night.
by ryanjrigel November 28, 2009
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