When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
by MrMagicFingersz March 05, 2020
An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 05, 2022
This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018
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