A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.
Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.
by IronNerf July 08, 2014
a place or area (most of the time a fucked up basement) where teenagers of all ages meet and have orgies. Large amounts of narcotics are usually provided to suppress the anxiety of having for head from strangers. Things get quite tense in the trap...
Your virginity is not promised.
Your virginity is not promised.
"naw bruh Luke stayed at courtney's crib so you already know his asshole is def being played with."
"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."
"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."
"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
by chickfr! April 23, 2022
a place or area (most of the time a fucked up basement) where teenagers of all ages meet and have orgies. Large amounts of narcotics are usually provided to suppress the anxiety of having for head from strangers. Things get quite tense in the trap...
Your virginity is not promised.
Your virginity is not promised.
"naw bruh Luke stayed at courtney's crib so you already know his asshole is def being played with."
"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."
"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."
"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
by chickfr! April 23, 2022
Used in a sentence for a disgusting room usually filled with fast food , soft drinks and clothes on the floor.
Friend 1”have you seen David’s room!”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”
by Decoydoedoe June 09, 2019