squat cobbler 

The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.

"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"

squat cobbler by optimisticdingo September 1, 2016

squat cobbler 

An "art" that involves the act of squatting in a pie, rubbing your ass cheeks in it and recording it as a fetish video . Mentioned in AMC's Better Call Saul.

Jimmy: "He was making squat cobbler videos for a wealthy gentleman."

squat cobbler by straight_busta August 31, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)

"When he sat in the cherry pie, I nearly lost my mind! What a great Squat Cobbler!

squat cobbler by elvieandy August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."

squat cobbler by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

squat cobbler by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.

"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "

squat cobbler by Whoretism August 29, 2016