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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 10, 2025
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Clot

An insult to a person meaning they are worthless,pathetic,useless and a wimp. It’s often used against a team or opponent in sport.
Look at Jacob trying his best! He’s such a clot.”
by ughhlivv April 11, 2020
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kush clot

When you smoke a fatty and your veins start flowing with loud

Also see kush coma
Dude: Bruh I just smoked this blunt on my ride to work and I feel a kush clot comin.
Bruh: Damn.. good luck.
by Princesspanda May 19, 2016
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