by BatmanAnd May 19, 2013
Get the Money Closemug. Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
by Psychwinder January 15, 2022
Get the Closing the Gapmug. It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!
No cigar!
Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020
Get the Close but no cigar.mug. A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."
FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
by whitekarp December 23, 2020
Get the working closelymug. by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019
Get the Close to memug. v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.
Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.
Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.
Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.
by Burnthings March 1, 2010
Get the Close Blockmug. by RickAndMoreTea January 25, 2021
Get the close gamemug.