crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Capping

basically a brand new word for lying

Jack: I just made basketball shot from ten feet
Drake: Mann, quit capping

by Addictively June 14, 2016

capping

A term used to describe when someone is saying something that is either false, seems false or is highly opinionated.

friend:”damn that girl is fine!”
you:”hell nah you’re capping! shes ugly as fuck!”

by bropassthejuul June 18, 2018

crapping flu

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

by betbug February 11, 2009

Crapping Negative

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

Clappin while we tappin

When both parties of sexual intercourse are extra thicc individuals, so when they are having sex there is a lot more clapping sounds

Bro1: bruh she is sooo thicc. I like more cushion for the pushin
Bro2: yeahh bro, there will be more clappin while we tappin.

by Kiing Nurp February 8, 2020

Clopping

Masturbating to my little pony porn

'' come on lewis you fat nerd stop clopping and go to bed ''

by Alfbogey January 14, 2015