Cackeyed

Totally Drunk and wasted-- beyond the point of comprehension.

Damn dude, I got hella cackeyed last night.

by Alchemist14 January 5, 2011

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

Hillary Cackle

A mechanism used by Hillary Clinton to hide the truth. It can only be described as an annoying laugh.

Mike: Shame on you for voting to let George Bush go to war with Iran!
Hillary: Hillary Cackle
**
Chris: Why do you and President Clinton have such a hyper-partisan view of politics?
Hillary: Hillary Cackle

by DAMurphy February 8, 2008

clacked

When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.

Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."

Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.

by STH July 13, 2013

Cackalacka

"Carolina"- General term. South Carolina and/or North Carolina.

We hail from da Cackalacka!

by KillaHurtZ January 11, 2006

cackleberry

An egg of a chicken or common domesticated fowl

The hen laid a cackleberry today.
I had bacon and two cackleberries for breakfast this morning.

by Emma Chizett November 17, 2006