Christmas

National Christmas day where you celebrate while opening presents

Oh look there's presents it must be christmas

by [e-mail] November 5, 2019

Christmas

The asshole holiday that takes all the spotlight off of Thanksgiving. IS THIS WHAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANTED.

"327 days away from Christmas!"
"Shut the fuck up Miranda"

by I hate cheese by itself. November 6, 2019

christmas

a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.

oh its christmas? you know whats happing today then.

by Tiktok. refrences. December 19, 2019

Christmas

A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.

Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.

by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019

christmas

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.

dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though

by 🎅 December 24, 2019

Christmas

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)

Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy

by Mike dece September 22, 2020

Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.

“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”

by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020