Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

ButtCrackle

a small but loud fart

His Buttcrackle was so loud i heard it in the next room and it smelt like rotten eggs

by buttcracklerr February 1, 2010

Buttocks Curry

A diarrhetical sauce for pasta, rice etc

Want some Buttocks Curry for dinner?

by This_Is_Not_A_Name June 16, 2010

Buttcrickle

When you sit on thorns with your asshole spread.

I sat on some thorns, was a proper buttcrickle.

by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016

buttchoker

Someone who chokes on cock and eggplant

Guy why are you always such a buttchoker

by Tyttl😏 April 16, 2017

buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017

Buttcrack Jack

Means, your crack is showing or you smell bad.

"Bye, Buttcrack Jack, fix my sink tomorrow".

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017