Barnacle ballsack is something you say when your surprised or when you see the penis of the man youve been stalking for 7 months
Nate:Holy barnacle ballsack, thats a big dick!
Steve: What the fuck are you talking about you faggot you bitch ass dyke you stalking hoe your a fucking whore.
Steve: What the fuck are you talking about you faggot you bitch ass dyke you stalking hoe your a fucking whore.
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Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
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An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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