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broad-tosser

The card dealer in the Three Card Monte con. Always promoted as a game of skill. The con artist uses three cards, usually two black spot cards and a red Queen. After placing a lengthwise crimp (bend) in them, he uses a tossing motion with both hands to mix the cards when throwing them facedown on the table. The mark is invited to guess where the Queen lands and is, of course, encouraged to place a wager. Monte hustlers usually work as a team, with a lookout and a third member who acts as a shill to win money and get the crowd involved in the betting.

The big money in this scam comes at the end through a sucker bet. The card dealer (also known as a "broad tosser" because of the action of tossing the Queen) appears to inadvertently place a bend on the corner of the red Queen. The shill informs the mark of this mistake and promises huge profits. What the mark doesn't know is that the card tosser now removes the bend from the red Queen and places an identical bend on one of the black spot cards. Once the mark looses all of his money the scam is moved to another location.
Before being appointed President by the U.S. Supreme Court, George "Dubya" Bush was a broad-tosser in several Texas-based investment schemes. He now applies his well-honed skills at the international level.
by Bob Martin July 11, 2004
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broad brush

One of President Barack Obama's favorite phrases. He uses it to indicate that people should be careful not to classify all events or circumstances under the color of prejudice.
We should not paint things with the same broad brush.
by Guido1 February 11, 2009
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hex-broach

A variant of Dildo engineered specifically for emos. Avialable in different shank diameters and lengths.
Hey fall out bo- I mean Aneesh, did you use the hex-broach last night?
by Anik July 31, 2008
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fat mouthy broad

A voluptuous biotch that can't and won't keep her mouth shut when it comes to telling people like it is. Especially when it's something you don't want to hear or will make you cry.
The group of fat mouthy broads told the blonde bimbo panties weren't meant to be used as ankle warmers.
by Mellen April 25, 2006
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Broadneck High

The ultimate high school. It excels in almost everything it does. This includes academics, sports, and music. They are preps mixed with beach bums. Kids wear sandals year 'round and thier biggest rival will always be Severna Park High. Just enter one of the Bneck vs Sp basketball games and you will understand after the loud chants of the kazmaniacs. Also known as bneck
Holy shit you go to Broadneck High! Lucky!
by relax April 13, 2006
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broadband butt

(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.
Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.
by Franz in HB May 28, 2006
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broadband

Fast internet service, which BT are slow to install!
When the fuck are you going to give us muvvafucking broadband?!?!?!
by See you Jimmy? January 31, 2004
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