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Nokia brick

The cheap cell phones made by Nokia that are generally given out free upon signing for a plan. They have excellent reception but are ugly and large.
"Did you get a camera phone?" "No, I just have the Nokia brick"
by 10609 July 7, 2005
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Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.
"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."
by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009
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Nokia Brick

The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!
Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
by UltramanVectis October 15, 2015
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togged to the bricks

With my new suit people saying i'm togged to the bricks.
by j-la December 19, 2004
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talking to a brick wall

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying
I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.
by Sabriiinaaa February 10, 2017
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Bricker

Someone that you blame everything on.
🎵 Blame it on Bricker 🎵
by crazedllama123 February 26, 2019
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brick dust

A substance that is thrown into doorways to ward off those one can not trust.
Bitch, I'm gonna throw some brick dust on this doorway so you can't get me, Pussy!
by Mary Anne Mason January 2, 2006
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