Brazilian Mongoose

A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking

When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."

by Dpaugh January 2, 2009

Brazillion

Brazillion- A very large number. Stemming from the pain level of getting a Brazilian.

The fan page for Homopedonecrobeastiality on facebook should have AT LEAST a brazillion members.

by roberto.roboto.roberto October 20, 2010

Brazilian lullaby

The act of choking something/someone using a Brazilian jiujitsu-style method/technique, most particularly an RNC or rear naked choke. If you are the singer, you are the one doing the choking. If you are the one being sung to, you're the one being choked.

"Dan got his filthy-ass hands on one of my manga volumes because he felt I should be doing 'work' or something so I had to hastily throw him on the floor and sing him a Brazilian lullaby for a while just to make sure he remembered his place."

by Zenhachirou September 30, 2007

Brazilian Long Boat

the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips

"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.

by Colin Rodrigo May 18, 2011

bromzilla

Going into a fit of rage. Normally uncontrollable, irrational, and full of hate. Person loses all connection with reality, some say it is an altered state of mind.

You will see a person go into the bromzilla state if you catch them masturbating, or doing other private things.



See "going postal" or

Hey did you see Micheal go "bromzilla" on me for eating the last donut?

by Biggs January 24, 2005

Brazilian Blizzard

When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.

Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.

by BatmanCrows January 19, 2012

Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.

Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.

by canander September 23, 2011