Brandie

Someone who will buy anything, no matter how dumb or useless, just because of the brand or company it's made by.

-Hey check out my new iBag.
-The iBag? You're not serious...
-What?! This thing is the future!!!
-It's a plastic bag with an apple logo on it.
-Your point?
-You're a total brandie!!!

by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

Bradding

-A verb
-The action of always having beautiful women sleeping in your bed, without intercourse.

My room mate has been bradding since we got here.

by The other room mate June 12, 2016

Dirty Brandi

1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.

1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”

by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018

Brandi

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

by Ariel Agassi August 11, 2007

micro braids

a hair style that females wear. Its how they wear weave nowadays. its like, tiny braids at the topby the roots and long straight weave at the ends.

yo, put sum micro's up in my hair.

by Bridget September 16, 2003

Dyke Braid

A braid that stems from a ponytail that makes you look like a lacrosse-playing dyke.

I can't wear a dyke braid while I play for two reasons. One, it hits my in the temple when I turn my head really fast. And two, I look like a dyke.

by laxbrahchillax October 30, 2009

bradi

pathological liar , is all talk, has a kissing fetish, and is also obsessed with herself

by Josh Buck August 17, 2003