Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson is so sexy- have you seen his gigantic abdominals?

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If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

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An icon. (Way better then the orange who lives in America)

Boris Johnson is way better then Donald Trump periodt.

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Boris Berk

City cnuts who can barely coordinate the act of walking yet are allowed to use bicycles on major highways!

Look at that fcukin' Boris Berk tw@t! He just jumped a red-light and clattered into that bloke/woman! What a prick!!!

Boris Berk by mcvw November 11, 2011

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Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.

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When one consumes a large amount of bevvy and pisses their pants. This is usually at a friends house or in any setting.

"Lads, ive had a great night but ive completely pulled a Boris Special on your new sofa"

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He is a cute af anime guy from in the anime Alice in the land of Hearts he is the chesire cat and he is KAWAII!!!

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