Show boater

Is a verb and it is typically when a male man has fallen victim to his ego taking control of his conscious mind witch ends up leading to a result of boasting about what hes got or what he is doing or what he is about to do he's explaing a story to his friends and he's just high strung big huncho king shit arrogant attitude of selfish delusional confidence showing off his fake white and gold Louis Vuitton belt that was discontinued about a decade ago but still copped a fake one off grailed that he thought was real and he thinks he's cool shit or thinks he's balling now so he goes to Becky's baby shower to show off his new 3rd party lealther belt and is the center of attention acting asif he's the coolest and his outfit is the most balling at the party and ends up getting stripped to his underwear and gets the shit beating the fuck outta him and barley makes it home the next morning

Reilly- why didn't you join in when we beat the brakes off samieul last night, kids a fucking joke

Greg - I was tryna get his sister to come back to my place for the weekend I'm home alone, after seen him being a fucking show boater I couldn't even fathom him anymore, was hurting my brain dude I took a fucking aspirin FFS

by XyloZeem January 21, 2026

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 16, 2021

skibidi sigma bateman boy

someone that is a skibidi sigma bateman boy

beta 1: yo look at that guy over there
beta 2: ik,hes such a skibidi sigma bateman boy

by Deinvater February 1, 2025

A Drew boatman

Is a lil bitch that is always loaned out to Odessa yard and never gets a new truck. Spends most days down on his knees

That fag was pulling a Drew boatman

by Big Chad February 26, 2025

St. Batemans Day

St Bateman's Day was the day when Dan celebrate the fact that he has finished ahead of Bateman in Fantasu. It is a movable feast, but usually falls in early January.

Wow, St. Batemans Day really crepe'd up on me this year

by Ddoreilly December 10, 2024