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Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"
Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!
by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009
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cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.
If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.
by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010
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Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman
Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker
by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009
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hater blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.
Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."
by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 7, 2008
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Socket Blocker

Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.
"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"
by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015
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shot blocker

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.
He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!
by WouldBeAmazingShot August 16, 2010
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half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.
Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."
by outerdrake September 19, 2016
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