Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"

Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!

by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009

cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.

If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.

by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010

Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman

Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker

by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009

hater blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.

Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."

by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 7, 2008

Cock blocker

Someone who stops a female from getting dick

My friend interrupted me while I was tryna fuck what a cock blocker

by Bhaddi bitch April 22, 2019

player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008

shot blocker

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.

He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!

by WouldBeAmazingShot August 16, 2010