Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Blob fish

Ruby cartledge

Ruby cartledge is a blob fish

by Gritbin April 15, 2020