Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.

Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!

by "D" July 28, 2005

Pre-bless

The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out

Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"

by Tullly July 29, 2010

booty blessed

When the ass is so big, it HAS to be from God himself

Damn! Did you see Kaitlynn today? She's booty blessed!!!!

by diary of a mad white woman February 15, 2017

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?

Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”

by Heheomgweed October 9, 2019

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

bless down

The antonym of bless up, indicating a feeling of disappointment and/or hopelessness.

Karina: "I haven't pooped in four days."

Abbie: "Bless down."

by thot_thoughts May 17, 2017