When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?
Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”
The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.
Person: “Oh where do you go to school”
Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”