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Caught in the Blender 

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
Caught in the Blender by niquil November 9, 2021

Leaving the lid off the blender

To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.
Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.

The Blender 

This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
-Dude, did you give her The Blender?
-Ya, she hasn't been able to touch her lips in a week!
The Blender by onateag January 26, 2011

European Blender 

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.
I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.
European Blender by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

The Blender 

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).
"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"

"Well, there's nothing else to do"
The Blender by Chupalo September 2, 2005

Immersion Blender 

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.
I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick
Immersion Blender by feji August 21, 2010