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Blarted

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
by GF July 12, 2006
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Blatte

Blah latte. A latte with very little flavor. A weak latte.
I got a blatte from the coffee shop and pored it out.
by kenbru October 30, 2019
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run batted in

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.
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blasted

other word for high.
dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
by xDSMILE February 17, 2010
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blastedcock

A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.
Cole: Yeah man, I got such a blastedcock right now.
John: This nigga GAY!
by Jerk Off Jack August 12, 2016
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Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time
"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"
by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016
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Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman
"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"
by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017
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