Triple Jiggle Woppa Woppa blaster 3000

When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.

Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower

by Brief Velkoz May 17, 2019

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

ben and jerry’s ass blaster

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

by Tarrarę March 16, 2021

Cunt blaster

1. a Male u participates in the act of sexual intercourse often.

2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse

3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy

godamn that was some nice cuntblasting i did back there!

jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!

wish i could blast cunt like that guy!

by Metys December 8, 2003

Blasterbate

The act of shooting a "Kamehameha Wave" (an energy wave) out of your penis.

I blasterbate at Piccolo to try to kill him.

by Kouzetsu April 15, 2011

Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?

by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010

SHIT BLASTER

the ass

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.

by weave March 27, 2003