beish

A word commonly used to describe a female that has unpleasant qualities such as a constant unpleasant attitude. Beishes are known to criticize small and trivial things about other females as well as males that a non-beish would not. Beishes are promiscuous in nature and tend to have a low intellectual capacity. They are often considered desirable by males in their late teens that are looking for unemotional sexual encounters and an easily abused inferior.

"That stupid beish! She's only good for teh saix!"
"That dumb beish made fun of the color of my shirt. Who the fuck cares about shit like that?"
"Man, I need some beishes, they're always good to boost my self confidence."

by Simpz0rz April 19, 2006

Belchin

To take a wide plastic tube and shove it into someone's ass, then to take any variation of rodent and put into the tube entering the person's ass.

The man was belchined and he had to have the gerbil removed sugically.

by The Heb September 11, 2005

Tina Belcher Run

A running style with the arms completely slack by your sides.

It was hard not to be fascinated with her inept, Tina Belcher Run.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

Felch Belch

The external ejection of stomach gasses, post ingestion of anally rebutted ejaculate.

Andy, what the hell have you been eating, or is that your Felch Belch striking its gaseous pose once more?

by Rt. Hon Andy Peaple October 20, 2010

Belcher

The word used to describe a person that has no GCSE's and lives off of your tax money.

Robbie "Did you see that disgusting kid? I don't think he has any GCSE's."
Gareth "He doesn't, he's such a Belcher."

by GreekStyle November 8, 2016

phlegm belch

After performing deepthroat, a woman belches up mucas as a result of the pressure on the back of her throat that was created from the penis.

After she sucked me good, she let out a phlegm belch that landed on the tip of my hard-on.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003