Beaver Heaver

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.

a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."

by 'Plif April 3, 2010

beaver that pickle

when your father nibbles the seeds and discards the rind

Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out

by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019

Fuzzy Beaver

Yet another colloquialism for vagina. However, it's more fun to say.

Heather likes to get her fuzzy beaver hammered, by several guys (and girls) on Thursday nights in the McDonalds bathroom.

by ThaBigCheesy October 1, 2010

thrustin beaver

1- A humorous term used to describe rough sex with a belieber (Justin bieber fan).

2- To describe rough sex with a childish female.

tom: "hey man I was scoping out some chicks after the bieber concert"
shaun: "any nice ones?"
tom: "yeah there was one with a really nice set of melons, I got her back to mine for a little thrustin beaver"
shaun: "nice, hope she was legal"

by judgelead March 12, 2014

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

coin operated beaver

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.

Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.

by Capn’ Obvious August 2, 2008

beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

by Jennifer December 25, 2004