Barber Shop Throwover

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.

Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.

by dustpan56 November 24, 2009

Barney the Purple Dinosaur

That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."

We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."

by scratchmaster101 May 25, 2011

barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

THE BANNER HAMMER

More commonly referred to as the "Ban Hammer" or "BANHAMMER"

Something people on an online forum or game in which people referred to as
noobs run amuck, say to or at such noobs in order to insinuate that they dont deserve to be there and need to be 'banned'(see the wordplay?)

"That noob is freckin annoying, Im in SERIOUS need of THE BANNER HAMMER(ban hammer) right now..."

by Joseph Pine June 19, 2008

The Barney

One shot everclear, half a can of red and blue mountain dew. mix together and serve cold. This drink will get you fucked up and is pretty much amazing.

Jordan:Dude... I want to get fucked up this weekend.
Conrad: We need to make the barney.

by conair and j- in the box April 14, 2010

barnes sandwich

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.

"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"

by E Dickinson July 26, 2006

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003