babymoon

A vacation taken with the primary goal of making a baby.

We were having so much fun on our honeymoon that by the end of it we decided to also make it a babymoon!

by TheTruth1379 December 27, 2015

Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Baboon Ass

A Baboon Ass a person somehow attached to a managers or bosses asshole by their nose.

An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.

Marguerite shot hot wads of frothing orgasm as Gerry-anne explained to her his need for someone to stay behind and monitor the lateshift workers.

Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.

by B_C_L March 27, 2009

babymoon

Similar to a honeymoon except this is a trip you go on with the primary goal of making a baby.

We were having so much fun on our honeymoon, we decided to also make it a babymoon!

by TheTruth1379 December 27, 2015

baboonfish

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

by Grooveyard December 12, 2012

Baboonoids

Having hemorrhoids so bad, your arse resembles a baboon's.

I'd love to take a ride in your motorcycle, but unfortunately, my baboonoids are acting up.

by Euqinimod September 28, 2014