Ivan1989's definitions

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

anteater

a shape of a penis which is short and thin at the end with a sucker but wider at the base

girl: did u pull that lad las nite?
girl 2: yeah he sucked all my juices out with his anteater

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

helmet end

a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end

girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Do A Bit

dancing or having sex

mate: Are you going to Do A Bit tnite or what?
mate2: correct

mate3: did u Do A Bit last nite?
mate4: incorrect did you?
mate3: correct! she juiced all over my face

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Saddle Gash

a woman who has a huge bucket due to being broken in by the riding of a horse. Bucket Size may be increased by special dildo saddles bought from sex shops

Dude last night i got lost in this girls saddle gash

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Get it out.....please

phrase shouted in frustration when a girl wont open her legs, girl often known as a dick tease

girl: im on my period
boy: GET IT OUT.....please

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008