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bongo boi

A bongo is a bongo such that no bongo cannot be a bongo but so that a bongo is a bongo. Once someone becomes a bongo boi they no longer are a bongo but become bongo boi such that only bongo boi can be a bongo and bongo boi at the same time. Bongo will forever be just bongo but bongo cannot ever not be bongo. People are born bongos but only 1 at a time.
Bro its Bongo Boi OMG
by Bongo Boi October 22, 2019
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bingo bango bongo

so the boys in my class made this a code word for 'thats what she said'. So I thought I would brighten your life with this glorious phrase that way you too can use it as a code word in school and baffle teachers and parental units
(this happened irl out teacher was mad at us)
boy 1: "yo teach come on its almost winter break let us have fun"
teach: "if you prove you can handle it until then we will do questions in the book"
boy 1: "ok"
~five minutes later we are doing questions~
teach: some sorta question I want really listening
boy 1 and 2: makes farting noises and laughing and being generally immature
teach: "thats fine I can go all day"
boy 1 and 2: BINGO BANGO BONGO

(sorry that was so long)
by that one random biotch December 29, 2018
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bongo lips

Yo man he's got nasty bongo lips
by Pynappell July 4, 2017
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Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
by Shmizdow May 9, 2011
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Chorus like Mama Joe's bongos

A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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Bongo

Look at this bongo !
by ykitsme March 18, 2019
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Bongo

Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you, get you what you need, knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.
He Bongoed me swiftly into paying him extra.
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
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