homemade bidet

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.

Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom

by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013

Mexican Bidet

When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...

I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.

by Websterwho? April 28, 2016

The Bidet

The secret teleporter from the Loduha’s where they can communicate to Slovakia, and turn on the mighty people of America. The Loduha’s travel through inter-dimensions to conquer the mighty Liberals and CNN. Now they must execute the final order and complete there missions once and for all.

What is the thing on the side of the toilet that squirts your ass.

Uh idk

The Bidet you fucken moron.

by thefarm July 3, 2022

Dirty Bidet

When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.

Tom: She shit on your dick?!
Brad: Yeah so I gave her a fucking Dirty Bidet!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

Russian Bidet

Wiping your ass with a clump of snow/ice

I was walking my dogs at the park and had a really wet fart I had to use a Russian Bidet

by Dangah!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011

Irish bidet

After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.

I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.

by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021