afghan dan

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.

Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.

by $yphili$ October 26, 2009

afghanifro

The hair of a person after they take off a turbin or other middle eastern headgear. Like hat hair but bigger and thicker.

Hakeem, have you seen Achmeds afghanifro?

Yeah it was ugly when he took that towel off.

by nulerasi1 January 5, 2011

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

by The bambino turner June 24, 2020

Afghan Skydiving

When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.

Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.

by Feelsbadmanrealbad August 16, 2021

Afghanistan

A country somewhere else people died in. Who cares

Never go to Afghanistan

by Mister Eros August 19, 2021

Biden Afghan Pull Out

When three friends (usually men) are fucking every hole of the same woman, pull out at the same time and cum on her face.

Me and the boys were fucking this girl the other night and a fly landed on Daryl’s head so we had to do the Biden Afghan Pull Out

by ninjamakingtea May 25, 2021

Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011