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Alert

A remote ass military outpost in Northern Canada. The most northerly inhabited place in the world. So remote, the polar bears think it's too cold.
Yo why don't we just deport Johnny to Alert. He's a fucking idiot tbh.
by LordRafox July 4, 2019
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Above average penis

Usually associated with a guy named matthew
by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023
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average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.
Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.
by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016
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grenade alert

when a group of ugly fat girls are walking your way, when there is alot of ugly ass girls in one place
oh shit grenade alert
that mall is on grenade alert
by the situation aka la situacion November 29, 2010
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nerd alert

Phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

Phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. Can be used to describe yourself or others. Can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.
Sue: "I used to read black beauty over and over again when I was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time."

Jane later after recounting the incident to Amy.

Jane: Nerd Alert! Could she love the book black beauty any more?!?
Amy: Seriously.

My biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. After she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming "Nerd alert!" in her defense and move on.
by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008
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as advertised

Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.
The Trojan condom is as advertised.
by DaKing007 January 27, 2009
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Average Intelligence

The average IQ is 100.

People who have this IQ commonly believe in ghosts, God, unproven herbal medicine, and are often superstitious.

People of this IQ mostly run the world, and are repsonsible for the fucked up state that it's in.
That guy must be of Average Intelligence: he's superstitious, he can't seem to think logically, his ability to reason seems non-existant, and he speaks some real crap.
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