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Autistic shuffle 

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!
Autistic shuffle by The lexi March 21, 2024

Autistic Monkey 

Something someone says when they think you’re so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves
Autistic Monkey by lololol612 July 16, 2024

Autistic bitch 

Jhett pullbrook
You’re being such a Jhett pullbrook right now because you’re a gay Autistic bitch

Autistic Nerd 

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.
- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.

Autistic discount 

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.
How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."
Autistic discount by Freckle Newt February 17, 2025